[Tinder] Ice Cream Girl

10th may 2016

Me: Can i play with your hair..?

Her: sure.

I was in. I was meeting ice cream girl for coffee in Picadilly, again one of my favourite spots to chill out in- to be honest the staff are kinda rude and the coffee isnt that great- the place just looks nice.

I should change that spot.

Anyway.

I sat down and was kinda angry at something else totally unrelated so this set the tone for the coffee date. 15 minutes pass and she’s still not here. She’s running late. I wasnt too annoyed at that, i was already annoyed at something else and finally she rocks up.

Ice cream girl, 5'4 brunette with glasses, nice frame but nothing to shout home about- at least her ass wasnt flat like my ex — HEYYOOO!

She came and said hello, i stood up- she went for a handshake and i went for a hug- she thought it was one of those parisian cheek greetings and i got confused. It was super awkward.

I start the conversation straight away, something mundane that i cant even remember. Every now and then id check her body language to see if she’s comfortable or interested- she seemed like she was. Once in a while id re-adjust my legs and it’d knock hers, ‘sorry- too early for footsies huh’ ?

She laughed.

We decide to go and wander to covent garden, i paid for coffee and she said she’ll pay for ice cream. just talking and having a good time.

We walked a bit and found a few ice cream places but they’re a bit tooo expensive. Not extortionate but not cheap either, just on the cusp of ‘this better suck my dick’ ice cream.

We kept looking and she said — ‘sorry i dont mean to be cheap.’ Which i found endearing. I thought it was super cute. I didn’t really care, in fact i like that-it shows character. just because we’re on a date doesn’t mean she should change. Be the best version of yourself, that’s all first dates are. (and Job interviews)

Anyway we decide to wander around, still talkin and havin a good time. I make sure there’s physical tension and every now and then my hand would brush hers and i’d test to see how she’d react.

We finally wander past a news agents (That’s a small store for you friends across the poind) and we buy cheap ice cream. I bought something that wouldnt make a mess- she chose an ice lolly. Interesting. We start walking to south bank and the sun is beating down.

I notice there’s a few droplets of her ice cream on her top. Had a cheeky peak of her bra too. Cute.

Me: ‘Do you wanna try mine?’

Sure, she said. Taking a large bite out of the callippo i was having. (Calippo is like, ice cream in a tube- no mess)

I think this signals to me that she’s super comfortable. Not afraid to swap saliva so i think im gonna try and kiss her later.

We start walking and we satdown on a bench. I pull her closer to mine and start playing with her hair, making sure to caress her neck with my index finger, from the back of her neck down to the base of her shoulder. Back up top to her hair, pulling it slightly but affectionately.

I test this further by pretending to look at something behind us, so im effectively, super close in her proximity. Im testing to see if she pulls away. She doesnt.

Its all systems go but im still cautious. She says something and i give her a light kiss on the cheek.

Her: ‘What was that…?’

Me: nothing. Are you complaining?

Her: ‘no..’

A few more seconds later i lean in for the kill, primed. Closed. Part two is here!