It’s Not My Job To Tell You Why You’re Morally Obligated to Vote For Hillary Clinton, Dudebro

Oh, so I’m supposed to explain why you‘re an entitled, privileged, irredeemably white-and-male piece of garbage if you don’t intuitively understand that Hillary Rodham Clinton is the natural Presidential choice of all living beings? Do your own homework. Start here. I’m not here to convince you. I’m not your emotional slave; that isn’t my job. If you want politics lessons from me, the Paypal is in the bio.

None of this is about me. It’s about you, and the fundamental flaws in your humanity that have been revealed by our disagreements over politics.