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When I realized how petty he was, he became my second favorite player in the NBA.

My favorite, by some weird twist of fate, is Dirk — the world’s least petty player.

He once agreed to sign a Kevin Garnett jersey for that kid on Punk’d, and the pettiest thing he said was, “do you mind if I finish my dinner first?”

Dirk and Westbrook are the yin and yang of pettiness and my world needs them both.

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