CDC Blames “Common Core” for Statistical Snafu

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The Paper Cut
Sep 2, 2018 · 3 min read

— ATLANTA, GA

December 29, 2018

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a press release on Friday afternoon, the infamous “Friday afternoon news dump”, that their statistical analysis of deaths…

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