Top 10 Melbourne Bike Shops With Rude-sounding Names

#10: Bike Smellery

www.bikegallery.com.au

#9: Sleasley Cycles

www.beasleycycles.com.au

#8: Total Thrush

www.totalrush.com.au

#7: 99 Dykes

www.99bikes.com.au

#6: Bike Force (Cocklands)

www.bikeforcedocklands.com.au

#5: I’m-A-Ho Cycles

www.ivanhoecycles.com.au

#4: Giant Tampon

www.gianthampton.com.au

#3: Cecil Stalker

www.cecilwalker.com.au

#2: Taint Cloud

www.saintcloud.com.au

#1: Cycles Gonorrhoea

www.cyclesgalleria.com.au