Blocking Gorsuch: Trump Advisor Leonard Leo is the Lying, Flaming Bag of Shit on your Front Porch

The Real Jim Shady
2 min readApr 5, 2017

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Shake Now and Maybe a Nice Handjob Later?

Quick and simple today.

You know that old trick where someone lights a bag of doggy doo on fire and sets it on your porch then rings your doorbell? The idea is that you’ll open the door, run out onto the porch, and stomp on the bag. You get poo on your shoe, and a bunch of clever, nasty boys get a laugh out of it. Hilarious, right?

In recent interviews Leonard Leo has repeated this claim about Trump’s recent nominee for SCOTUS:

One way or the other his confirmation is all but assured by now. This absurd ‘deal’ would prolong an environment in which Democrat Supreme Court nominees get up or down simple majority votes and Republican nominees get filibustered. That’s not a deal, it’s unilateral disarmament.

Really? After the Republicans flouted the constitution and refused to vote on Obama Nominee (say that 5 times fast, btw) Merrick Garland, we get Leo spouting bullshit like this?

Just for the record, politifact.com did research on Republican obstruction during the Obama era way back in 2013. Here’s what they found (click the quote to see the full article):

By our calculation, there were actually 68 individual nominees blocked prior to Obama taking office and 79 (so far) during Obama’s term, for a total of 147.

So, there you go. In general, despite what that lying bag of dog shit Leonard Leo claims, Republicans have set the mutha fuckin record for obstruction. Leonard Leo is the flaming bag of shit on your front porch. Don’t step in that shit, yo. I can’t bear the thought of watching a douche waffle like Leo laughing. His inhuman smile looks smug enough as it is:

Leonard Leo’s half-smile is disturbing enough

Decent Americans, Block Goursch and keep fighting.

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The Real Jim Shady

I am a pop-culture fanatic, a thinker who philosophizes with a big, scary hammer, and a master of profane erudition. When they go low, I go lower!