The ToadinThe ToadDean of Students Names Herself Student Council PresidentIn a shocking election night result, Lauren Williams, dean of students, has elected herself student council President. Shane Cockman, the…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadStudent Council Releases Updated List of Acceptable OpinionsThis past Monday, our Dear Leaders in student council released the updated list of opinions that are considered acceptable. We have…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadEverything Wrong With The Administration(PLEASE NOTE: THIS ARTICLE HAS BEEN EDITED FOR CONTENT)May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadStudent Unsure Whether or Not Socially Acceptable to Make Jokes About People Who Identify as…Last Thursday at break, local student Dean Daniels questioned whether he would be applauded or reprimanded for a joke making fun of those…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadOverzealous Promposal Leaves 18 Dead, Trail of DestructionEarly first period, six teams of ambulances were called in response to numerous injuries caused by local junior Kyle Thomson’ overzealous…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadMeeting Being Held In Room Off AtriumWe’re excited to report that during Wednesday’s lunch period, a club held a meeting in a room off the atrium. The meeting was attended by…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadCouple In Senior Lounge Really Pushing It This TimeDuring last Tuesday’s lunch period, a couple in the senior lounge were really pushing the limits with their public displays of affection…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadStupid Local Senior Told the Truth About How Long it Takes Him to Get to School.Last Tuesday, in an act of complete foolishness, local senior Kenny Briar reported the actual time it took him to get to school. Briar was…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadSchool Board Adds “Exemplary Ass-Kisser” Award to Closing CeremoniesDean of students Lauren Williams announced this week that a new award would be added to the Closing Ceremonies Docket. The “Exemplary…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
The ToadinThe ToadStudent Foolishly Believes Qualifications, Intelligence Enough To Win Student ElectionThis past Wednesday, local student Ned Harper announced he would be running for election in the upcoming student council race. Harper, a…May 14, 2015May 14, 2015
