This instagrammed world full of fashion blogger wannabes is seriously breaking my balls.

Do you know that spending $4500 on a purse doesn't make you prettier or cooler… only $4500 poorer? The most successful fashion bloggers flash their name brand articles not only as part of their affiliate marketing deals, but as a flag signaling what fashion is all about: being irrational.

And no, I am not going to buy a fucking pair of Birkenstok sandals because everyone is wearing them now, those things are overpriced and ugly.

What once was a way to be different and a mean to express one’s self has become a corrupt mass consumption business to profit from brainless teenagers (and other brainless creatures). Yes, yes… I “like” some of that shit on instagram, but let’s be realistic… I’d rather do may things before wasting my money on looking like a small breasted biracial prostitute.

I do like shoes, though.