We really need new names.

A Yoruba man, a Hausa man and an Igbo man went to drink at a bar. They soon began to talk about their children. The yoruba man said, ‘My son was born on the day of the Eyo festival, so we obviously decided to name him Eyo. ‘Wow, that’s a real coincidence,’ remarked the Hausa man. ‘because my son was born on the day of the Dambe boxing festival, so obviously we decided to call him Dambe.’
‘That’s incredible! what a coincidence,’ said the Igbo man. ‘Exactly the same thing happened with my son, New yam.’