I’ve Gone Through At Least Seven Wallets Since Last Year. Are They the Worst Or Am I?
Ben Kassoy

Best wallet I ever had was the photo/license holder insert from a larger wallet. It was perfect, just big enough to hold folded cash, a drivers license, a credit card, and a subway pass. It never bulked up and lasted forever.

Oddly enough, you don’t find many wallets that come with photo holders any more and now I have no place to hold the photos that remind me of the days I spent in the Ozarks, drinking moonshine and howling at the moon for a life of more, more, more.

The year was 1978 and I had just finished a stint on the roadkill pickup team that operated route 49 from Texarkana clear to the Louisiana border…