Why is my dog so stupid?

Because he is a boxer….

Meet Boo. 7 stone, 1 braincell, not a proper dog. If you were ever contemplating getting one of these wonderfully sweet-natured dogs, here are some things you might like to know.

They snore

This is not normal snoring. This is full-on, in your face, rafter-rattling snoring. It is the sort of snoring that does not respond to throwing your pillow at it. This merely elicits a grunt and a start again.

They also have the uncanny knack of being able to snore in between your other half’s snores, so you get a night long wall of sound.

You have been warned!

They are born with one braincell.

Boxers are pretty stupid.

They may have been born with the mental equivalency of one brain cell, but it soon gets bored and wanders off.

Boo, for example, walks into doors. He will shake his head, look at the door, woof and then walk off, as though it was the doors fault for being there. They are never going to win any prizes for intelligence.

They have hobbies

These are mainly sleeping and eating.

Sleeping

Once your boxer picks his / her favorite place to sleep, you’ve had it. In most cases this will be a sofa, and you can kiss goodbye to ever getting it back. Best idea, give in and buy a cover.