Rumors of donkey-style strikes and sodomy surround Saudi man’s mysterious death


A Saudi gentleman was found dead near a donkey with his limp dick in the dirt. Rumor has it a report with no source concludes the cause of death was lack of game. According to the unconfirmed report and word around town, the donkey responded to Saudi man’s unsmooth approach by delivering a three donkey-kick combination to the man’s chest, killing the inexperienced man instantly.

Other less scandalous possibilities leading up to the man’s death haven’t been ruled out, but everyone enjoys the sodomy story so dead guy can go fuck himself.