I sincerely doubt you were ever Antoinette. Or Dale. You are far too kind and much too hilarant* to be either! Despite my insistence on writing about the “dark side” of HR, thank you for reading and for commenting and especially for making me laugh :)

Though, if you already bought the cake, it would be a shame to waste it so…

Oh wait. Is it vegan? Well, that’s okay, I have a pint of coconut ice cream that I’m notorious for eating sans utensils.

*Apparently that’s French for “hilarious,” if Google translate can be trusted.