How to be smart

Go to Netflix and play a Fraiser episode from like the ninth season. That way when someone is over you can scroll past Fraiser and they see “Continue Season 9 Episode 10" and they think you’re smart.

Other tips:

  • You can also fast forward documentaries to like the last three minutes. Then it says “resume” with a full progress bar like you backed out during the credits.

- Start a profile called like “Andy” or “rick” so you can watch embarrassing stuff like Cleveland show and American pie spin offs. If anyone asks Andy is your old roommate in college who keeps building bigger and bigger bongs.

  • You can just buy bookmarks and put them near the end of books without having read any of them.
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