Tim RossAn Excerpt from “David WalMcMerica Vs. The Handicap Access Ramp”“Abortions rule so hard”Dec 5, 2018Dec 5, 2018
Tim RossTurner, Turner, and Jones Development Research Business.Gina walked through the glass double doors and glanced around her new office. The room bustled with movement as her new coworkers slid…Jun 29, 2018Jun 29, 2018
Tim RossMillennials are KILLING my business.It seems that the recent trend in journalism is claiming that Millennials are bad and awful and everything wrong with modern society…Jul 25, 2017Jul 25, 2017
Tim RossTHE TRUTH ABOUT ROGER AILESHe reaches for his Mt. Dew and frantically slugs it back. The liquid pours down his throat and he tosses the empty bottle into a trash can…May 18, 2017May 18, 2017
Tim RossHow the Alt-Right sinks its hooks into vulnerable and insecure white dudes.I know a guy who has always seemed reasonably intelligent but floats back and forth between identities. He’s able to read a few things and…May 17, 20171May 17, 20171
Tim RossChad’s a real dick.By now most of you have seen the video of the drunk bro frothing at the mouth on a Texas beach because some other human beings committed…May 11, 2017May 11, 2017
Tim RossI wrote a thing about wrestling.When people make fun of wrestling it’s usually based on some inherent misunderstanding of the motives to watch it. For some folks when the…Apr 3, 2017Apr 3, 2017
Tim RossRelax.Every now and then I’ll catch a fragment of a conversation hanging in the air and realize they’re speaking a different language. In that…Feb 23, 2017Feb 23, 2017
Tim RossHere’s the problem with MillennialsMillennials do a lot of wacky stuff. For example a lot of times they spell stuff with Z’s at the end. This would be fine if it should end…Feb 21, 2017Feb 21, 2017