Damn Kids These Days

Tom Jacobs
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read

“I thought about it on the Uber ride over”

“What’s an Uber?”

“It’s like a cab, for millennials”

“Why don’t they just take a cab?”

“Why would they take a cab? Can you even get one from your phone?”

“It’s on my Instagram”

“I’ve heard of that, what’s Instagram?”

“It’s like inviting your friend to see your photo album, but all on your phone. It’s what millennials use instead.”

“What’s that Snapchat they keep taking about?”

“Oh, it’s like calling your friend and saying ‘guess what I’m doing right now’ — yeah, for millennials.”

“Why don’t they just call their friend?”

“They’re millennials. I’m not sure they know how to use the phone.”