Damn Kids These Days
Jul 24, 2017 · 1 min read
“I thought about it on the Uber ride over”
“What’s an Uber?”
“It’s like a cab, for millennials”
“Why don’t they just take a cab?”
“Why would they take a cab? Can you even get one from your phone?”
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“It’s on my Instagram”
“I’ve heard of that, what’s Instagram?”
“It’s like inviting your friend to see your photo album, but all on your phone. It’s what millennials use instead.”
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“What’s that Snapchat they keep taking about?”
“Oh, it’s like calling your friend and saying ‘guess what I’m doing right now’ — yeah, for millennials.”
“Why don’t they just call their friend?”
“They’re millennials. I’m not sure they know how to use the phone.”
