I think you are under the impression that this is funny. Why do you think this is funny?

If you’re going to pretend to have an accent, do yourself a favor and keep it consistent, would you? It isn’t that hard.

My first encounter with your work leaves me baffled. Why would an adult publish this as a complete work?

My theory: neither you nor anyone else actually finds this funny — it’s a signifier for voting Clinton, and people smile and press the heart for that reason.

Regardless, you have entered my Dunning-Kruger comedians list— people who think they are funny but aren’t.