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This is misguided, but I guess it will at least grab you a few headlines and maybe a segment on the Today Show. (Let’s not pretend that this is some humble act of patriotism when really it’s kind of just a self-promoting publicity stunt.) If this gets enough play in the media, maybe Trump himself will catch wind of it and publicly laugh it off, which will inexplicably make him more popular with his “base,” whoever they are.

The man said he could murder someone in the street and still get elected president. What makes you think a sex tape will stand in his way?

If you could get a tape of him saying that everyone who votes for him is a moron and falling for his charade/vanity project of a candidacy, then you might have something.

But as it is…don’t waste your money.

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