Top 10 Other People Donald Trump Loves

Can you feel the love tonight?

From the highly educated to the poorly educated, the man has so much love to give. Here are 10 more types of people Trump loves, but neglected to mention in his Nevada victory speech.

10. People who like Green Eggs and Ham
(And people who don’t. Rest easy, Sam I Am.)

9. People who are people persons

8. People on streets, ee da de da de da de da

7. People who love oranges

6. People who are orange

5. People who are not Pope Francis

4. People who know the words to “Louie, Louie”

3. Shiny, happy people holding hands

2. People who live in glass houses

  1. Any people blind enough to vote for him