You’re Not Normal, and That’s OK

Ashkan Fardost
Jul 13, 2016 · 7 min read

The Heist

One of those tape recorders that journalists use (or used to use). Mine was more modern. © 2015 Joe Haupt. Licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.
Clothes for french people, according to a stock photo site.
Carpet in airport. Zero fucks given by my friend.

The Confession

The Great Pawcatuck Rubber Duck Race, 2007.

The Three Reasons

I burned up the tires. Other than that, it’s a decent landing. Everyone should’ve survived.
Lamination fascination. Fascinated people are fascinating, regardless of their fascination of choice. Remember that!
This doesn’t have to be you. The power is in your hands. © 2014 Riffschievous. Licensed under CC-BY.

The Finale

Ashkan Fardost

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Decrypting status quo.

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