What Joe Rogan Got Wrong About Michael Jackson
Testicles affect a lot less than you think (but also a lot more)
“You can’t get the right answer unless you know the right question.” — Deep Thought, by Jack Handy’s daughter Stephenie
You can tell Joe Rogan is a man. That’s cool. But come on man. Stop asking dumb questions lol.
TW: sexual assault, transphobia, homophobia, pedophilia
IP REFERENCES: Joe Rogan, Howard Stern, The Matrix, Michael Jackson, Private Parts, The Philip DeFranco Show, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Johnny Depp, Amber Heard, Game of Thrones, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Stef Sanjati, Twitch, Ace of Spades by Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Aladdin, LegalEagle, Spider-Gwen, Jack Handy/SNL, Prism & Pen Magazine
Dear Joe,
I know you’re a busy man, so don’t worry! There is no need for you to read this!
Because never fear. The multiverse guarantees SOMEONE named Joe is reading this (and at least one of those Joes is you).
Despite all the criticism, despite all the hate, despite however much of it came from me — damn dude. You are like if there was originally one Mega Dude…
