3.6, 3.7, 3.8

3.6

1.) The first annual Rutabaga Eating Contest was canceled because of adverse weather.

2.) It’s not all right to drink an excess of beer before going to the football game.

3.) Like Einstein said, “All knowledge is relative.”

4.) The state capital of Louisiana is located at 3722 Dagwood Rd.

5.) The Mayor refused to go along with the city council vote. “I descent,” he stated.

6.)Madonna certainly has a flare for fashion; she always wears expensive outfits.

7.) The bomb destroyed Sen. Kitsmoot’s birdcage.

8.) My bright green Chevrolet, which is in the garage, needs a new transmission.

9.) Knopk’es hilarious joke elicited laughter from the Midville city council.

10.) Jones lay on the floor, waiting for the job interview to begin.

11.) Horowitz, and ethics major, vowed never to compromise his principles.

12.) At the end of the book report, Haynes cited the World Book as a source.

3.7

1.) The twenty-five-year old man wept as he left Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

2.) This Nov. 10, will mark our anniversary

3.) Don’t park the car on Rodeo drive. Instead, park it at 12 Davies St.

4.) They spent $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.

5.) Smoots moved to the north because the people there are so nice.

6.) At 7p.m. this evening, the rodeo will begin in town square.

7.) Yesterday, the terrorist blew up their homes at 123 Melrose St.

8.) 22 seamstresses were needed to mend to prom dress.

9.) Roughly five percent of the professors have lost their hair.

10.) After two feet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, OH. Jones decided to leave.

11.) Miss Smith bet $50 that her brother weighed more than a 1964 Chevy. (Daaang, Miss smith chill!)

12.) John Smith, The Governor of California, set his trailer on fire Sept. 1

13.) A fire began at 3325 McDonald drive when an oven full of rutabagas exploded.

14.) During the 1970s, everyone wore bell-bottom blue jeans to church.

3.8

1.) In August 1985, Davies rented a rutabaga stand in Augusta, GA.

2.) Pomerantz tied the beehive to Sen. Gramm’s cowboy hat.

3.) About 1200 Easter rabbits were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse, located at 2525 Hackensack drive.

4.) In the 1980s, Davies left the Midwest and moved to the Lorie Valley in France.

5.) Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the Governor

6.) About eighth percent of the cantaloupes have been stuffed with rutabagas.

7.) Jones bet $40 that his roommate had hidden the sandwich.

8.) The three university professors share a house at 613 25 Ave.

9.) After two feet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, OH. Davies decided to leave the Midwest and move to the South.

10.) On Dec. 11, all classes will be canceled.

11.) Yesterday morning, the Mayor skipped her aerobics class.

12.) Davies drove 2 million miles in his old Toyota Corolla before it blew up.

13.) Doctor Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit against Marcus Welby.

14.) At eight p.m. Governor Jim G. Tucker of AR. Will give a short speech in front of the Gorgas Library.

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