15 things successful people do before breakfast

  1. Wake up
  2. Ok, sorry that was too quick, give yourself 5 minutes
  3. Wake up
  4. Resist the urge to cry
  5. OK you can cry a little but just this once
  6. Do 100 crunches
  7. Just kidding, think about crunches and then take a nap, you’re not Superman
  8. Wake up from post-sleep nap
  9. Put on “Amazing Wake Up Pump Up Mix”
  10. Realize you did not make pump up mix. Put on Blink-182’s Dude Ranch
  11. You know, you don’t listen to Dude Ranch that much anymore but it still rocks out.
  12. Make note to listen to Dude Ranch more often
  13. Attempt push-up
  14. Remember it’s OK to fail and what it’s important is that you tried to do a push-up.
  15. Visualize success