15 things successful people do before breakfast
- Wake up
- Ok, sorry that was too quick, give yourself 5 minutes
- Wake up
- Resist the urge to cry
- OK you can cry a little but just this once
- Do 100 crunches
- Just kidding, think about crunches and then take a nap, you’re not Superman
- Wake up from post-sleep nap
- Put on “Amazing Wake Up Pump Up Mix”
- Realize you did not make pump up mix. Put on Blink-182’s Dude Ranch
- You know, you don’t listen to Dude Ranch that much anymore but it still rocks out.
- Make note to listen to Dude Ranch more often
- Attempt push-up
- Remember it’s OK to fail and what it’s important is that you tried to do a push-up.
- Visualize success