10 Delectable Food Photos!

(that will totally mask my worst pop culture takes)

Luke Trayser
May 2 · 2 min read

1. Pasta

Radiohead is not good.

2. Soup

The Umbrella Academy is one of the worst shows I’ve ever seen.

3. Sushi

Jim Halpert is a too-cool-for-school funsuck who drains morale and saps productivity with his sideways glances, remarkable laziness, and obvious ogling of the office receptionist.

4. Pancakes

Ross is the best Friends character and it’s not even close. Phoebe and Joey are 2 and 3.

5. Fresh produce and stuff

I’m all caught up on Avengers: Endgame and Game of Thrones. Not because I’ve seen them, but because I’ve read plenty of spoilers. Voluntarily and happily.

6. Burger

If your favorite TV comedy has a laugh track, you are wrong and you make me sad.

7. Fruit

Happy Endings is remarkably overrated.

8. Cupcakes

The Incredibles 2 was a letdown. Plot was predictable, any humor outside of Edna and Jack Jack did not land, and Craig T. Nelson sounded like he needed a nap for the entire film.

9. Steak

The best Pixar movie was not made by Pixar. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is better than Citizen Kane, The Godfather, and Raging Bull combined.

10. Tea

Your favorite book, movie, and TV show are all terrible and we should fight about them in the comments.

Luke Trayser

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