…r we need to talk. ok listen. i like dogs as much as you do, but please stop calling a horse a dog. please stop calling a bird a “wing-dog.” please stop calling fish “wet-gill-puppies of the sea.” scissors are not “pointy twin dogs.” a shirt is not “a thin cotton dog wrapping around my whole torso.” your job is not “what a dog would do in the office but a human’s doing it” and a car is not a “big metal dog on wheels powered by an internal-combustion engine unless it is an electric in which case it is powered by a …