Matt Damon and the Middle-Aged Action Hero
Sam Donsky
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Slim Dipper, this was an example of a time when you just churn out so many unexplained deep personal opinions you have without really giving enough context or justification. Right off the bat you say Damon went 4/14, which is totally abstract, and you really lost me in the Affleck part where you sidestep his directing and slobber all over his acting choices. Entertaining topic I’m sure you could keep going with, but this all seemed like an excuse to close with another meeting of the Bradley Cooper fan club.