I don’t have a problem with drinking and partying in college, there is a time and place, but your argument is that they criminalize underage drinking.
“An underage drinker is made to feel like some kind of deviant, maybe a secret alcoholic. Certainly a criminal.”
While going on to talk about how you’ve had multiple fake ids and plan to get a third. Having a fake id (in Pittsburgh, PA) is a criminal offense and can go on to be a felony offense from repeated actions.