Serenading Siri

1 .

Tonight you’re mine completely

Would you like to set an alarm for this?

You give your love so sweetly

Memo created to “buy more Splenda”

Tonight the light of love is in your eyes

An event has been created for “Tonight” at 9pm

Will you still love me tomorrow?

What kind of question is that?


2.

If I fell in love with you, would you promise to be true

The NASDAQ has fallen 10.80 points.

And help me understand?

There are no showtimes for Son of Saul in your area.


3.

I get no kick from champagne

The nearest package store is 4.3 miles away. Would you like to set a route to Spirited Away?

Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all

Reminder: “You have a meeting with your sponsor Frank in 2 hours.”

So tell me why should it be true, that I get a kick out of you

Are you sure you want to reset to factory mode?