The first 48 hours of November are peak hours for stocking up on half-priced Halloween candy. As I scavenged for the remaining worthwhile discounts I started to imagine what Candy would say about itself if it could talk, and was also telling the truth. So I drew it.
Tyler Snodgrass is a comedian and illustrator living in Chicago. Follow him on Twitter @TylerSnod or keep up with his show dates at TylerSnodgrass.com. Also, listen to his storytelling podcast, We Still Like You, available now on iTunes.