One W, your 20? ETA? CPR in progress. — and all three streets I can get use to get your address are completely under water. Like knee to waist high flooding. I worked in Charleston, South Carolina. Which if you don’t know is on the Atlantic coast of the southern United States. Get a map, find the triangle shaped…

You know who you are — Okay, Y’all Put the fucking Celestial Booze and the Holy Crackpipe down for a second an fucking goddamn listen to me, your Human. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. I get it. Life sucks. You have thrown it all at me. PTSD from a job born from selflessness? Check. Bipolar from broken…

The Perfect Drug. —

So, I Sit Down and Try to Write All About Myself and All I can think is who give a $&@! about an Oxford comma. So, I’ll Start at the beginning. — Please allow me to introduce myself… I’m told I’m not like the others. I was born on the cusp of November. I’ll never be royal, it’s just not in my blood. I didn’t know it but Sometimes you’re born with it. They say it’s genetic, they say I can’t help it. This story comes later. As…

This is irony, right? — I have a podcast. It’s premise is what it would be like if Scout Finch was your English Lit professor. So, short backstory, when I was in the third grade a teacher caught me reading To Kill a Mockingbird and threatened to call my mom to tell her I was…

Yeah. Damn fucking right I’m a bitter bitch. — I’ve been a waging a one woman war with the State of South Carolina to quit dicking around and approve me for disability benefits. I should get it for the sheer amount of appeals I’ve pushed through. …

Issue One — These are the stories we want to tell. Why does everyone want to know the worst, gross, and the nightmares? Y’all a bunch of fucking psychopaths. We have so much better. Like “The best $10 I ever spent. Also a #4 from Churches Chicken. The one on how I got…

and you are in wrong one — I have been filling out this journal of sorts, a whole book of prompts, childhood and beyond about your life. I have recently found an aunt. My biological father’s sister. How do you even begin a life story like mine? The stories I have, the world I have lived in…