Buzzfeed Party Policies — A Radial New Centrist Party

Abortion — the Buzzfeed Party is ardently pro-life, except in extreme cases

Child Labor — the Buzzfeed Party adamantly opposes child labor, except in particular industries

Corporate Tax — the Buzzfeed Party supports a moderate level of taxation for corporations so that innovation and technology are not stifled

Death Penalty — the Buzzfeed Party opposes all forms of capital punishment

Defense — the Buzzfeed Party believes in a moderate size military, used solely to defend the nation

Estate Tax — the Buzzfeed Party supports a moderate estate tax

Euthanasia — the Buzzfeed Party supports the right to die in severe cases

Foreign Investments — the Buzzfeed Party enthusiastically endorses and encourages the right of foreign companies to invest in our country

Free trade — the Buzzfeed Party supports free trade around the world as an engine to increase the standards of living in the poorest countries

Gambling — the Buzzfeed Party supports the right to gamble, but also favors extreme regulation of the gaming industry

Global Warming — the Buzzfeed Party is in favor of doing whatever necessary to curb the amount of greenhouse gases

Gun Control — the Buzzfeed Party supports gun control to the extent that people still have the right to own them

Immigration — the Buzzfeed Party supports a liberal approach to allowing immigrants to gain their naturalization rights

Labor Unions — the Buzzfeed Party supports the right of labor unions to exist to provide a voice for workers

Media Consolidation — the Buzzfeed Party encourages the growth of more media outlets

Nuclear Armament — the Buzzfeed Party does not support the proliferation or research of nuclear arms

Pornography — the Buzzfeed Party supports the right of the porn industry, though under severe regulations

Privatization — the Buzzfeed Party believes there needs to be an active, competitive private sector; sufficiently regulated by the state

Right to Privacy — the Buzzfeed Party believes deeply in this right

Tax Reform — the Buzzfeed Party supports the abolition of the sales tax and a progressive income tax

Same-sex marriage — the Buzzfeed Party believes all people — all races, religions, and sexual orientation — have the right to marriage and a right to the benefits that follow

Separation of Church and State — the Buzzfeed Party believes in a clear divide between the two

Universal Suffrage — the Buzzfeed Party supports the right of all men and women, after a certain age, to vote

War on Drugs — the Buzzfeed Party believes that the illegalization of both soft and hard drugs should remain, but that there needs to be a shift from enforcement to education

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