I’M AT A COFFEE SHOP LISTENING TO ACOUSTIC COVERS OF ICONA POP SINGLES

IT’S TERRIBLE

I’M RELATING TO THE YOUNG ADULT CRACKHEADS AROUND ME

I HAVE 6 DOLLARS TO MY NAME

I AM SPENDING IT ON A SECOND ALMOND CHAI

KLOUT GOES UP

CREDIT SCORE GOES DOWN

I SHOULD PROBABLY CARE MORE ABOUT FINDING A JOB THAT GIVES ME STABILITY BUT HONESTLY I DON’T CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT THAT

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