Umar Alieasy A: Each Course is a Birdie when the Professor is Chill and FlyFreshman year I failed Home ec class, but the teacher and I didn’t vibe all that much so I should probably try again.Sep 25, 2023Sep 25, 2023
Umar AliCartoons and GeeseI have an inescapable urge to be the most stylish person at the store when I buy my groceries on the weekendSep 9, 2023Sep 9, 2023
Umar AliThursdays @ the Combine: Box-and-1Roger has never seen me miss a shot in 8 years so maybe I’ll try a Triangle-and-2Sep 7, 2023Sep 7, 2023
Umar AliIt Takes Two, or Ten: Caicedo/Wanyama CompOne gave away a penalty in his debut, and the other worked with Pochettino at two different clubsSep 4, 2023Sep 4, 2023
Umar AliLearn to Train an Algorithm: You’re going to hear a lot of “he’s not even trying”Support those who need it mostAug 31, 2023Aug 31, 2023
Umar AliI Didn’t Watch Much of the 2022 World Cup but I Programmed a Graph from the Last TournamentThis blog is brought to you by the sun going down before 5 and fighting off the lethargy that comes withDec 21, 2022Dec 21, 2022
Umar AliErling Haaland Barely Plays Football and is the Best Goalscorer in the Premier LeagueStats used in this blog are courtesy of FBRefSep 4, 2022Sep 4, 2022
Umar AliThe Atomic Ant II: What Will Lorenzo Insigne Bring to Toronto FC?Stats used in this blog are courtesy of FBRefJan 11, 2022Jan 11, 2022