Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro? Sure looks like it!

Mickey Bailey
4 min readJun 2, 2022

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Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro? Sure looks like it!

Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro? Sure looks like it!

Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro?

Have you heard the conspiracy theory about Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro. Well the question is, is Justin Trudeau the son of Fidel Castro.

The resemblance of Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro is Remarkable!

If you compare images of the two men when both were in their late teens to early twenties it’s difficult not to notice the similarities.

In the video below I’ve taken a picture of both men and placed one on top of the other for comparison and it is shocking how similar they look. Honestly, they are damn near twins.

Their resemblance can’t be denied. However, looks alone aren’t enough to confirm a conspiracy theory or even have the world suspicious of the Trudeau families dark secrets.

So, what would cause these suspicions other than the obvious resemblance of the two men?

Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro?

Justin Trudeau’s Parents were Swingers and his mother did Some Swinging Alone!

So this is where it gets interesting… Pierre Trudeau and his wife Margaret were known swingers. The powerful swinging couple also absolutely adored Castro.

Another nail conspiracy theorists hang their hat on is Pierre and Margaret had a famously rocky marriage. She had affairs with US Senator Edward Kennedy, Jack Nicholson and Ryan O’Neal.

The Trudeaus’ marriage ultimately ended amid rumours she was having an affair with Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones.

In her own words Margaret Trudeau….

I believed my job on Earth was to procreate and be a pleasant sexual diversion for hard-working men.

I’m pretty sure Fidel Castro was a hard working man.

Secret Rendezvous during the Trudeaus Second Honeymoon?

In April 1971, the Trudeau’s vacationed to the Caribbean, at some point the newlyweds just happened to escape the prying eyes all around them and made their way to an undisclosed island.

They disclosed every island they visited but for some reason asked the press to keep this one secret. Why?

Wouldn’t you know it, nine months after their island rendezvous, Justin Trudeau was born on Christmas day, 1971.

Coincidence?

Conspiracy theorists think not!

The thought is, Castro was on this undisclosed island. Was it a swingers party or just a pre-planned meet up with family friend Fidel Castro.

Whatever it was, if this theory is to be believed, Fidel Castro impregnated Margaret Trudeau during that little island rendezvous.

Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro? Sure looks like it!

1976 Margaret Trudeau with both arms around Fidel Castro!

Of course it’s unclear when/how the impregnating happened, but that’s not whats important! What is important, the son of Castro is secretly running Canada!!! (I’m joking of course, or am I).

It’s true, the Trudeaus had an unusually close relationship with the Cuban revolutionist.

When Castro died Justin Trudeau released an unusually heart-felt statement.

But is Justin Trudeau the son of Fidel Castro?

The one huge fact that puts a huge damper on this conspiracy theory is, Margaret Trudeau didn’t officially meet Castro until 1976. Which if true, would make this whole Justin Trudeau the son of Fidel Castro’s theory impossible.

But, look at the picture above, Margaret has her hands on Castro’s shoulders. Does that look like 2 people who just met?

I’m going to let Karen Leibowitcz from this medium article close this out.

Margaret was a 23-year-old wild child who liked doing it the old-fashioned way. She had not finished doing drugs or sowing her wild oats. She was clearly attracted to men in positions of power, even some who were old and unattractive. If Ted Kennedy met her qualifications as a sexual partner, Castro was bigger, stronger, thinner, handsomer, and more powerful. From the photos is seems obvious she was attracted to him.

Today we might remember Fidel Castro as an old man, but he was one of the most impressive people in the world back then, especially to fellow Marxists like the Trudeaus. He forcefully deposed a brutal dictator with a band of rag-tag rebels. He turned Cuba into the Western world’s first Marxist country. He beat the Americans in an armed invasion by personally commanding the battle in a tank. He survived CIA coups and assassination attempts. He outlived two Kennedy brothers behind those attempts. He was smart, charming, and funny. He was 6'3, strong, and an athlete who sported the frame of an American football player. He looked like he could beat up any other word leader, much less any competitor for Margaret Trudeau’s attention. He was full of bravado, confidence, and masculinity and smoked cigars like a baller. Why would Pierre Trudeau chose anyone else to be the biological father of his children?

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Is Justin Trudeau the Son of Fidel Castro? Sure looks like it!

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