Every Single Restaurant and Bar Anthony Bourdain Has Visited in San Francisco
By Jenna Homen
Maybe it was from a recent binge-watching session of Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, or maybe it was his recent visit to the city by the bay — what matters is that I suddenly felt compelled to compile every single place (food and drink-wise, that is) that Anthony Bourdain has been to, or even briefly mentioned, in San Francisco.
Here’s everywhere the infamous, slightly crude, and borderline alcoholic chef has graced with his presence — only on TV, of course, as I have no clue what the man does off-screen. Feel free to write in the comments anything I missed, and updates to come once his latest episode on SF comes out!
FOOD
Swan Oyster Depot
Get there early, Tony says — there’s always a line. Proclaiming the Nob Hill counter to be “one of my favorite places to eat in America,” he raves about the crab fat served with fresh sourdough bread for dunking, as well as the sea urchin.
A Cook’s Tour — Season 1, Episode 18 / The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5 / in a recent taping for Parts Unknown
Sam’s Pizza and Hamburgers
Bourdain hit up this spot for the ultimate drunchies: cheeseburgers. Located in North Beach and open until 3:00am, you can even order “The Anthony Bourdain Special” which consists of a double cheeseburger, fries, and a beer for $13.99. After a long day and night of drinking, Bourdain declared Sam was his “walking Buddha” and a “patron saint.”
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
House of Prime Rib
Bourdain gets totally hammered off martinis here while losing his mind over the giant 1/2-pound slab of meat.
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15 / Spotted during a recent taping for Parts Unknown
Sinbad’s
A kind of confusing curveball, as Sinbad’s in the Embarcadero is notoriously mediocre (sans the view) — we’ll have to wait and see why Tony was eating here.
Spotted during a recent taping for Parts Unknown
Tadich Grill
Tony gets the classic Hangtown Fry, an omelette with bacon and oysters that was made popular during the 1850s Gold Rush.
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
4505 Burgers & BBQ
We’ll have to wait and see what Tony’s recommendations are at this tasty BBQ spot — they will also be a vendor at Outside Lands, too.
Spotted during a recent taping for Parts Unknown by reader Christina Ferguson
Pier 23 Cafe
“If the weather is nice, Pier 23 might be what you need. Avoid the slow movers and touristas at Fisherman’s Wharf and get your views here.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
R&G Lounge
Tony devoured the popular salt and pepper crab, which he described as “lightly battered and crispy fried and seasoned with secret salt and pepper sauce,” and washed it down with a lychee martini.
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
Ferry Building Farmers Market
“Organic, and green, and local — yes. But also a magnet for the food-fetishizing elite, from an area with an average household income of $85,000 a year. And there’s banjo music, a waving red flag as far as I’m concerned.” Despite Tony’s criticism, after sampling from various stands and eating tamales, he admits he can’t hate it.
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
Red’s Java House
Tony’s final stop in No Reservations is at the classic Red’s on the Embarcadero for a burger — they do a basic cheeseburger with cheddar cheese, mustard, pickles and onion, but serve it up San Francisco style on sourdough bread.
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
That’s It Market
Located inside this unassuming market are some of the best tortas in the city — Tony ordered the popular Torta Cubana, stuffed with chorizo, egg, milanesa, hot dogs, bacon, ham, queso fresco, lettuce, tomato, pickled jalapeño, avocado, and mayo.
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
King of Noodles
“The thing to eat are the wontons, and of course noodles, made fresh in-house,” says Tony.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Off the Grid
“These food trucks offer some of the best street food in San Francisco. They notify people of their location via Twitter and are primarily powered by solar panels.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Rice Paper Scissors
A pop-up restaurant series, Rice Paper Scissors picks a location and takes it over for a night or a few days — in this episode, Tony has shrimp chips and banh mi sandwiches. You can try it yourself Monday through Friday at Brick & Mortar from 11am to 2pm, or on Thursdays at Mojo Bicycle Cafe from 6pm to 10pm.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
La Cocina
Tony gives a nod to the San Francisco incubator kitchen that “cultivate(s) low income food entrepreneurs as they formalize and grow their businesses by providing affordable commercial kitchen space, industry-specific technical assistance and access to market opportunities.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Mission Chinese Food
While the storefront stays Lung Shan Restaurant, Mission Chinese takes over the kitchen at specific hours and cooks up their own food completely separate from Lung Shan. With dinner all week from 5pm-10:30pm and lunch Thursday-Monday from 11:30am-3pm, this is some of the best Chinese food in the city.
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
La Folie
Tony meets up with friend Chef Roland Passot, who is in the kitchen every night at this cozy, fine-dining French restaurant in Russian Hill.
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Yuet Lee
Cash only and open until 3:00am, Tony recommends the salt and pepper prawns.
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Lucero’s Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs
Tony describes these dogs as “delicious and sinister, and worth traveling for.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Boccalone
Meat lovers: this is the “only place to experience the incredible, handmade artisanal-cured meats,” according to Bourdain.
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Rosamunde Sausage Grill
“Small restaurant with a cult following, [with] grilled meat in tube form on French rolls. Up to 2 free accompaniments like sauerkraut, onions, peppers or spicy beef chili. Hell yes.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Molinari and Sons
This was Tony’s last stop in San Francisco after a massive drinking binge — he said he needed to satisfy his “fierce need” for a greasy, meaty, Italian sub. He ordered the Molinari special with vinegar.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
El Huarache Loco Food Truck
Ran by Veronica Salazar, this food truck (and now also a permanent restaurant in Larkspur) focuses on the tastes of Salazar’s hometown, Mexico City.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Jasper’s Corner Tap & Kitchen
According to reader Meagan, Tony dropped in to Jasper’s and had their signature burger, the J Burger: angus beef, Point Reyes blue cheese, frisee, and bacon-onion relish on a brioche bun. She remarked that Bourdain said that he “normally hates when people add too much to a burger, but this was an exception,” and that “someone really thought about this burger.”
Spotted during a recent taping for Parts Unknown by reader Meagan Melton
Polly Ann Ice Cream
Bourdain hits this ice cream place up back in 2001, remarking that “Polly Ann’s is well-known in San Francisco, particularly among the Asian community, for their unusual ice cream flavors.” He samples Pumpkin, Red Bean, Taro, American Beauty (a rose flavored ice cream that he thought was “too strong” and reminded him of “kissing my grandmother”), Lychee, and Durian.
A Cook’s Tour — Season 1, Episode 18
DRINK
Tonga Room
Tony and his friend, Chef Chris Constantino, share a Lava Bowl that is intended for four people; he later orders a Bora Bora Horror and a Zombie and puts them down the hatch. Drunkenness ensues, and his mind is blown at the indoor artificial hurricane.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Li Po Cocktail Lounge
“Named after Li Po, the famous Chinese poet who drowned while attempting to embrace the rays of the moon in the water,” remarked Tony. This spot in Chinatown is known for their “lethal” Mai Tais (and from firsthand experience, I wholeheartedly agree) — Bourdain tosses some back after his debauchery at Tonga Room and then gets swindled into playing a few rounds of Liar’s Dice. Oh, and he’s slurring his words by now.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Toronado Pub
“Known mostly for beer, of which they stock 50-plus microbrews and about 100 bottled beers; most importantly they boast a no Grateful Dead policy on the jukebox, which ensures me the peace of mind and spirit I need for a late-morning buzz.”
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Comstock Saloon
“Named after silver-lining magnate Henry Comstock. Owners Jeff Hollinger and Jonny Raglin carefully craft their cocktails, but Comstock is at root an old-school, no-nonsense bar.”
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Mr. Bing’s
“What type of psychotic fucking freak would not love this place?” Tony says. “If you can’t find it in your heart to immediately recognize that this is a fine drinking establishment, there’s no hope for you.” Is this the alcohol or Bourdain talking? You’ll have to find out for yourself.
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Persian Aub Zam Zam Club
“Run by a legendary unfriendly owner, the notorious guardian of another age, Bruno. He was famous for running things his way and only his way. Bruno’s gone — died in 2000 — but he’s not forgotten.”
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
Bender’s Bar & Grill
“I could’ve gone to Bender’s for late drinks. They have live rock and roll there, but this show is so cheap-ass that we couldn’t afford to pay the music rights.” Oh, Tony.
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Zeitgeist
Knowing that Bourdain loves the cash-only, no bullshit Zeitgeist just makes so much sense. He says that it’s “a beer garden with a juke loaded with work from local bands and has a huge back patio filled with picnic tables. The regulars are usually bike messengers and locals only.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Blue Bottle Coffee
“Hand-crafted” and “artisanally produced,” Bourdain says this is the spot for the the coffee aficionado.
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
The Alembic Bar
According to Bourdain, “Alembic Bar is where off-duty or pre-shift bartenders head for a high-quality drink.”
Mentioned in The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
CLOSED
Chaac Mool Food Truck (Closed)
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
To Hyang (Closed)
The Layover — Season 1, Episode 5
Sebo Sushi (Closed)
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
Incanto Restaurant & Wine Bar (Closed)
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
Pirate Cat Radio Cafe (Closed)
No Reservations — Season 5, Episode 15
Did I miss anything? Let me know in the comments!
Originally published by www.upout.com/sf.