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Wait, what? You mean we’re not supposed to take basketball so deadly seriously that we skip our aunt’s funeral so we can tweet sour criticisms of Zaza Pachulia (a guy we have never even met)? Or throw slanders at LeBron, who plays great basketball when he’s awake, and he’s awake fairly often when on the hardwood? Or make fun of Thomas being short and spewing teeth? YOU WANT TO MAKE A JOKE OUT OF IT?

Well, it is just a game, I suppose. Okay.

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