Things Clinton can do to win over Millennials.

All the Pundits want to know, so I figured I’d start a list. Feel free to make suggestions for additional things.

The only way I would ever vote Clinton is if she took David Brock and all the money from her galaxy of Super PACs (including Emily’s list which really is more of a pro Clinton Ponzi schema then actually trying to help all pro choice dems) covered it with gas and lit it on fire.

Then I would want to see a signed executive order mandating that the GAO score all new rules changes and legislation for impact on low and middle class house holds compared to the very wealthy and business interests to be posted online before implementation.

A promise to end extraction of all fossil fuels and a huge investment in green energy.

Lastly, a promise not attempt a no fly zone in Syria, sanction any more coups like Honduras, and a promise to decrease military spending.

Otherwise, I’m NEVER with her. I’ll be with Jill and the Green party.

If she was feeling extra giving she could promise to send Bill to the Hague and have him tried for the genocide he and the UN inflicted on Haiti by bringing cholera there after the earthquake.