What could a TheySinned Administration look like?

By: JedBartlett, Founder of Washington Post

TheySinned for President Poster © TheySinned for America

(WP) — The 2016 Presidential election is almost over, there is just under a month left until Americans held to the polls to vote for their next President. Due to the close proximity to the election, Americans are baffled about what the upcoming Presidency would look like. TheySinned, an independent candidate with the backing of large numbers of the Democratic, Republican and Plutocratic parties is spear heading in the polls. A recent BBC scientific poll, asking upwards of 230 americans about their Presidential preference, 55% say Secretary TheySinned. Recent Washington Post show similar preference in private PM polls. Now comes the question of the likely President TheySinned Administration. While the TheySinned has not released any statement about his possible Administration and has denied to speak about possible candidates, close advisers have spoken anonymously to Washington Post about who he may be considering.


Probably the most powerful people in the government, are the closest advisors to the President. Throughout history it has become more prominent that White House Staff officials hold grave power in the influence of our President. So, before we can guess about the government officials that TheySinned may appoint, we need to guess who will advise in these decisions.

White House Chief of Staff

TimGeithner, TheySinned for America Campaign’s Twitter Profile Picture

An obvious choice for White House Chief of Staff would be Former Vice President, Campaign manager and senior adviser TimGeithner. While TimGeithner is no stranger to the political spectrum, he is highly disregarded by the American electorate. His career as the 14th Vice President still haunts him, as he still gets negative heads when pecking his head for the public eye. The other obvious about TimGeithner is that he is barred from holding any public office and since, as interrupted by the Supreme Court in “Ex Parte Kyle90038”, White House Chief of Staff is a civil office. This is due to it being ranked as a cabinet official, and so TimGeither, unless unbarred by Congress, can’t serve as White House Chief of Staff. However, it would have been the best and smartest choice.

AdamStratton, Vice President’s Twitter Profile Picture

Another well experienced and good choice would be current Vice President and former White House Chief of Staff AdamStratton. Adam has been one of the architects of the SuddenRush12G Administration, and has essentially maintained the Executive Branch until his departure in August. The Vice President could essentially craft the TheySinned Administration if chosen as the White House Chief of Staff. This is also highly unlikely due to Adam’s intention to run for the U.S. Senate and become the President Pro Tempore in his effort to reshape the U.S. Senate.

DeviousQueen, Former House Majority Leader seen voting in the LV Mayoral Election on September 16th 2016

Some may or may not notice that TheySinned’s raising star, Former Majority Leader DeviousQueen could end up as the White House Chief of Staff. Being the Communications Director to the TheySinned campaign means she has constant connection to the Campaign Manager and TheySinned himself. As a former Majority Leader, Senator and Secretary of State she has first hand knowledge of the political spectrum. Her knowledge can help TheySinned push his ‘Working class’ agenda that he has been talking about. Her charming but antagonizing personality makes her an amazing candidate for the President’s closest advisor. However DeviousQueen reported that she is heading to college soon, making this a very good but hard choice. It is also unlikely if she would accept it or not.


With his possible advisors being the main influence in the picking of the next cabinet. We have attempted to look into possible choices for the Secretary if he wins this January. Cabinet positions would include, Secretary of State, Attorney General, Secretary of Defense, Secretary of Homeland Security, Secretary of Commence&Labor, Director of National Intelligence, Secretary of the Treasury, Secretary of Transportation, and the Secretary of Veteran Affairs.

Secretary of State

Roy_Petraeus’s twitter profile picture

A choice for Secretary of State could end up being Former Deputy Secretary of State Roy_Petraeus. He isn’t new to foreign affairs, he can really deal with the heated job of managing diplomatic affairs. He has expressed interest in becoming Secretary of State and TheySinned does so as well. A close advisor spoke to Washington Post saying that “would love” to make Roy_Petraeus the Secretary of State. During his short but productive tenure as Deputy Secretary of State, he established good relations with the United Kingdom and china. He is also the current Ambassador to the UK, and is restoring our depleted relations. However his recent nomination to the Federal Courts could prove troubled if he ends up being chosen. He claims that “It would be a hard choice”.

DavidAxelrod’s twitter profile picture

A person who has been in the spotlight for Secretary of State is former Deputy Secretary of State and Vice President DavidAxelrod. David is someone who has been involved with foreign affairs since his days of Vice President. If TheySinned picks DavidAxelrod, he will know what is he getting upfront. Someone who has proven to be good with foreign affairs, and someone who has secured some of our most needed allies currently. However, DavidAxelrod “Campaign flipping” could prevent him from being on the shortlist or being nominated in general. He was the TheySinned Communications Director, until going to the Jcmand campaign briefly and coming right back. Another issue that can arise is his recent denial nomination for Deputy Secretary of State under Aerium.

MasonRockefeller’s twitter profile picture

Another possible but unlikely choice for Secretary of State could be former Secretary of State MasonRockefeller. Mason as Secretary of State continued foreign relations of the TerenceWalsh era and the DavidAxelrod era. His policies continued strong ties with the United Kingdom and China. However a downside with Mason is his loyalty to current Republican candidate for President VladimirLincoln. This may prove troublesome for Mason as he has previously called out TheySinned on twitter about his Vice President. Stating:

“it’d be soooo much better if @TheySinned had a better vp, let’s all sing like pirates and say Yo Ho Yo Ho Ozzy’s gotta go” — MasonRockefeller

Attorney General

This section is written by JQDuncan due to possible bias.

Gshock2369’s profile picture

One choice for Attorney General would be former Federal Judge Gshock2369. Gshock has proven that he can withstand the tough path of the political spectrum. His record of a Federal Judge and in the Department of Justice is extraordinary. If TheySinned would pick Gshock he could expect new policies within the Department. While this is the most we could get off of Gshock’s experience, his nomination would give sparks to a TheySinned Administration. No comment has been given by Gshock about an Attorney General appointment.

AnimatedDannyo’s twitter profile picture

Another debated candidate for the Office of the Attorney General is Supreme Court Justice and former Vice Presidential candidate AnimatedDannyo. AnimatedDannyo is no stranger to the Judicial system and sometimes named one of the founders our of current legal system. His work in the Department of Justice and the Senate, respectively is viewed, without doubt to be one of the best. His knowledge which got him to the Federal Courts and the Supreme court could make him the next Attorney General. Picking Animated would be an amazing way to start an administration but there is some concerns. Some concerns could his activity and his knowledge to manage an Department. We would have to find out, if he is truly ready if TheySinned chooses him for the Office of the Attorney General. No comment has been given by Animated about an Attorney General appointment.

JedBartlett’s twitter profile picture

A possible candidate for Attorney General would be current Assistant Attorney General and Representative JedBartlett. He has been debated about a possible candidate because of his involvement in the current Department of Justice reform plans. He has a lot of experience in the Department of Justice and in Congress which could land him the top law enforcement job in the country. His involvement in the SEC/HEC cases and the TimGeithner proceedings back in July 2016 sparked his Judicial and Congressional career. He has also reportedly written over 5 articles/essays about the legal system. Some has criticized his lack of higher management positions besides Assistant Attorney General and FBIBOD. We would have to find out, if he is truly ready if TheySinned chooses him for the Office of the Attorney General. Jed has publicly stated about the an Attorney General but it is uncertain if he has spoken with TheySinned about it yet. Responding to an NBC Attorney General poll, which he won at 45%, he stated:

While I currently have no intentions [to be the Attorney General], you should vote for who you believe is best. — JedBartlett

Secretary of Defense

We don’t have any tips about possible Defense Secretaries but it has been said that the following people could be chosen:

Secretary of Homeland Security

We don’t have any tips about possible Homeland Security Secretaries but it has been said that the following people could be chosen:

  • Frosty6540
  • Lordsights
  • AutoLord
  • SuddenRush12G
  • Whazzi

Secretary of Commerce & Labor

We don’t have any tips about possible Commerce Labor Secretaries but it has been said that the following people could be chosen:

  • MarkEmblox
  • theEastCoastTurtle
  • AcidRaps [Current Secretary]

Director of National Intelligence

We don’t have any tips about possible National Intelligence Directors but it has been said that the following people could be chosen:

  • Whazzi [Current Director]
  • LargeTitanic2

Secretary of the Treasury

We currently have no tips or any leads on possible candidates. We will update you if this changes. This is usually due to the low amount of applicants.

Secretary of Transportation

We currently have no tips or any leads on possible candidates. We will update you if this changes. This is usually due to the low amount of applicants.

Secretary of Veteran Affairs

We don’t have any tips about possible Veteran Affairs Secretaries but it has been said that the following people could be chosen:


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