Kermit DermottChris Pratt For Mom Beer: Michelob Ultra Ad ReviewWhat’s Chris Pratt doing these days? Well he left his wife. He lost a bunch of weight. He did a movie with “ayyyy I’m just a regular old…Mar 27, 2018Mar 27, 2018
Kermit DermottPolitician’s Decision To Solve Problem Met With Criticism For Not Solving All Other ProblemsChuck Schumer, long time Senator of New York state known mostly for his copy and paste speeches at college graduation ceremonies, decided…Mar 29, 2016Mar 29, 2016
Kermit Dermott7 Reasons You’re Voting For TrumpSo you’re voting for Syracuse Orange mascot doppelganger Donald Trump, good for you! I personally disagree with your very bad decision but…Mar 28, 2016Mar 28, 2016
Kermit Dermott5 Spots To Take Your Tinder Date To Avoid Your Previous Tinder DatesSo you’ve matched with someone you kinda sorta find mildly attractive in a weird way on Tinder, awesome!Mar 25, 2016Mar 25, 2016
Kermit DermottYour March Madness Picks (Oh shit it started already, nevermind)Well this was going to be your ticket to winning your bracket but I just now realized the games have started already so um…my bad. I think…Mar 17, 2016Mar 17, 2016
Kermit DermottBurger King Sells Hot Dogs Now And You’re Confused As To Why?Burger King came out with their own line of hot dogs last week and people were pretty disgusted as if Burger King is some sort of beacon of…Mar 11, 2016Mar 11, 2016
Kermit DermottButt size Of Utmost Importance To Unattractive Man With Horrible Personality“I can’t even talk to a woman with a flat ass.” Said local man Larry Butler as he finished his 6th Bud Light at the Chili’s bar on Tuesday…Mar 9, 2016Mar 9, 2016
Kermit DermottHow to use Tinder to (not) hook upSo you’re on Tinder, everyone’s favorite “hookup” app to casually joke about using. Your first thought is probably “this is a hookup app…Mar 8, 2016Mar 8, 2016
Kermit DermottPeyton Manning Has Had Enoughof football but more than that he’s had enough of talking about what he did in college, which nobody really ever wants to talk about. He’s…Mar 6, 2016Mar 6, 2016
Kermit DermottinCineNationMy Adam Sandler Theory (It’s indisputable)My sister and I were discussing the relative merits to Adam Sandler’s movies while watching Mr. Deeds (Granted not his best work, but still…Mar 1, 20161Mar 1, 20161