I want to talk about Coffee

First of all, Coffee is important enough to be capitalized. If you’re reading this and have the power to make this a rule, please do.


I’m drinking Coffee right now. I drink Coffee almost everyday. If I’m not drinking Coffee, I’d be drinking tea, which I’m sure has caffeine in it. Somewhere.

I’m making sure to give you a steady stream of giffage so you won’t fall asleep, as I’m assuming you’re not drinking Coffee at the moment.

If you are, congratulations, you’re beautiful. And I love you.

With More Love,


and Coffee

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