Homework 9/12/16


  1. The first rutabaga eating contest was canceled because of adverse weather.
  2. It’s not alright to drink an access of beer before going to the football game.
  3. Like Einstein said, all knowledge is relative.
  4. The state capitol of LA is located 3722 Dagwood road.
  5. The Mayor refused to go along with the city council vote. “I descent”, he stated.
  6. Madonna cetaintly has a flare for fashion, because she always wears expensive outfits.
  7. The bomb totally destroyed Senator Kitstsmoots bird cage.
  8. My bright green Chevrolet, which is in the garage, needs a new transmisssion.
  9. Knopke’s hilarious joke illicited laughter from the Medville City Council.
  10. Jones layed on the floor waiting for the job intierviw to begin.
  11. Horowitz, an ethics major, vowed never to compromise his principals.
  12. At the end of the book report, Haynes stired the “World Book” as a source.


  1. The twenty five year-old wept as he left Hattiesburg, Mississippi.
  2. This November will mark our anniversary.
  3. Don’t park the car on Rodeo dr. Instead, park it as Davis St.
  4. They $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.
  5. Smoots moved to the north because the people there are so nice.
  6. At 7 p.m his evening, the rodeo will begin in the town square.
  7. Yesterday, the terrorists blew up their home at 123 Melone street.
  8. Twenty two seamstresses were needed to mend the prom dresses.
  9. About five percent of the professors have lost their hair.
  10. After two feet of snow fell as his home in Columbus Ohio, Jones decided to leave.
  11. Miss Smith be fifty dollars that her brother weighed more than a 1964 Chevy.
  12. John Smith, the Governer of the Calif, set his trailer on fire September first.
  13. A fire began at 3325 McDonald Dr. when an oven full of rutabgas exploded.
  14. During the 1970’s, everyoe wore bell-bottom jeans to Church.


  1. In August 1985, Davis rented a rutabega stand in Augusta Georgia.
  2. Pomerantz tried to beehive to Senator Gramm’s cowboy hat.
  3. About 1,200 Easter rabbits were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse located at 2525 Hackensack Drive.
  4. In the 1980s, Davis left the midwest and moved to the Loire Valley in France.
  5. Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the Governer.
  6. About eight percent of the cantalopes have been stuffed with rutabagas.
  7. Jones bet $40 that his roomate had hidden the sandwitch.
  8. The three university professors share a house at 613 25th avenue.
  9. After two ffet of snow fell at his home in Columbus, Ohio, Dave decided to leave the midwest and move to the south.
  10. on December 11th, all classes will be canceled.
  11. Yesterday morning, the mayor skipped her aerobics class.
  12. Davis drove 2,000,000 miles in his old Toyota Corolla before it blew up.
  13. Doctor Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit against Marcus Welby.
  14. At eight p.m. in the evening, Governor Jim Guy Tucker of Arkansas will give short speech in front of the Goergia library.
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