A very real and heartfelt ‘Thankyou!’ to Big Pharma

Quite apart from the long list of reasons (women basically ;) why I feel it must surely be better to be homosexual, there are, by virtue of my being heterosexual, certain acts that I will, much to my chagrin, never be able to engage in.

Or at least there were.

But, now … thanks to the wonders of Science and Technology … I am constrained by the physiological limitations of my sexuality no more.

Now, I am free to engage in acts of retribution in any way I want.

On anyone. Anywhere. Any time.

I am liberated.

I am empowered.

I have Viagra.

And your ass is mine!

Whether I like it or not.

And … given that I don’t like it … what chance do you think you’ve got?