A very real and heartfelt ‘Thankyou!’ to Big Pharma
Quite apart from the long list of reasons (women basically ;) why I feel it must surely be better to be homosexual, there are, by virtue of my being heterosexual, certain acts that I will, much to my chagrin, never be able to engage in.
Or at least there were.
But, now … thanks to the wonders of Science and Technology … I am constrained by the physiological limitations of my sexuality no more.
Now, I am free to engage in acts of retribution in any way I want.
On anyone. Anywhere. Any time.
I am liberated.
I am empowered.
I have Viagra.
And your ass is mine!
Whether I like it or not.
And … given that I don’t like it … what chance do you think you’ve got?