Aug 27, 2017 · 1 min read
History Lesson
It turns out that Chloe-Priscilla [1] committed suicide by holding a beast to her ass!

Seems a strange way to go … getting bitten in the behind … but those were unenlightened days, I guess.
Perhaps that was why she was so angry—it must’ve been terribly uncomfortable sitting in her chariot.
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[1] Although, the original spelling of the name was apparently Cleopatra. [2]
[2] He was the drag-queen who jumped out of a cake, sacked Colchester and massacred the Roumanians, I believe — there’s a film about it: Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert, or something.
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“ What is this, dyslexics read Egyptian History? ”
“ No … dyslexics read ‘eggplant hysterectomy’. ”
