You are an masochist who could only take abuse, so, your childish ravings should be taken as…
E. Scott Alighieri

Hang on … which persona wrote this one?

[Goes To Check What He Even Wrote In The First Place [1]]

Ah, right …

No … my reply was entirely in character — no teen angst or masochism there … just out and out misanthropy.

Re-reading the post though, there’s a bit of redundancy/repetition — it doesn’t need the first “ Because if you’re not me then you’re you

Think I’m gonna have to do a sort of remix of this one.

[1] As I said … eye of the storm right now … and the wind is beginning to pick up again — so my focus isn’t all it might be, I’m afraid.