What were the developers/publishers of this game thinking when they decided every single ninja assassin attack should be carried out by women?
Don’t get me wrong … I enjoy stabbing bitches as much as the next guy .
It just strikes me as a bit blatant, you know — like someone has deep-seated issues.
 In an ideal world, I’d be able to go to Youtube and find the scene from Meet The Feebles in which Trevor mentions that “Lucille’s got a cute tush. I wouldn’t mind giving her a poke with the old pork sword” as a segue into making an off colour remark about how it’d be nice if the sexes were equally represented because some of the ninjas are cute and it seems such a shame to “only have the option to stab them with a metal blade, if you get my drift.”
Well …that and the fact that it would be an ideal opportunity to introduce you to Meet The Feebles along the way — I love corrupting the innocent.
But no-one seems to have posted that particular clip :(
So, I guess you’ll just have to watch it in its entirety ;)