Not really into porn myself — I find it all rather ugly and the first time I saw any hardcore my girlfriend complained I wouldn’t let her touch me for a week afterwards.
I do find it conceptually amusing/entertaining though … and I have to say that I think the World owes the industry a debt of gratitude for that, if nothing else.
After all, if you don’t find titles such as Shaving Ryan’s Privates, Sleeping With The Enema, Diddle Her On The Roof or Schindler’s Fist hilariously funny, you probably don’t like Christmas either ¹.
What surprises me most though is that nobody has done a Stargate themed porno entitled Tapping Amanda — I mean … a name like hers is just gagging for it, really, isn’t it?
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¹ The ‘mottos’ in Christmas crackers are an endless source of masochistic fun ².
² Q: What did Cinderella say when the developer mislaid her photos?
A: “Some day my prints will come” ³.
