Dear Strange Thoughts Diary,
Today I was going to post an update that read “Thank goodness I’m not allergic to penicillin.”
I’m not sick or anything … I just ate some unexpectedly mouldy bread and thought “Thank goodness I’m not allergic to penicillin.”
And then it occurred to me that, by itself, it sounded kinda dodgy … like I’d caught an intimately transmitted infection — so, I thought I’d better post it, just for laughs.
But then I thought better of it: it sounds kinda dodgy … like I’ve caught a Sexually Transmitted Disease — and that wouldn’t be good for even my tattered reputation, would it?
Anyway … I’m off — I’ve gotta keep an eye on a bridge ; )