Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read
Well, okay, I suppose a case might be made for those who master the trick with a yo-yo, à la Martin in Green Wing s02e08:
Walk the dog.
Catch the monkey.
Chase the rabbit.
… Tease the octopus … you can see how that could be a useful addition to the repertoire of a yo-yo entertainer:
But, generally speaking … on a day-to-day basis … I think that it’s just a sound idea not to tease the octopus (unless, of course, it’s a euphemism ¹).
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¹ In which case go right ahead and tease the octopus ².
² That’s it, baby, tease it … tease that octopus … Ooh, baby, you know I like it when you tease my octopus … Ooh, baby, that‘s so good … Ooh, baby, yeah … Yeah, baby, you make my octopus so wet … Ooh, it’s gonna squirt ink … etc.
