Mr Holier-than-thou ;P

Well, yes … am I not, after all, your everlovin’ groovy vicar? Yes, indeed, I am.

But, although I have hinted at some ¹, there are aspects to my holiness that I have not, as yet, revealed to you, my child ².

Besides which, Envy is a cardinal sin, whether I am holier than anyone else or not: them’s the rule’s see … not my doing — which is why, although I am not (yet) a cardinal myself, I’ve spent a lifetime practising devoutly for the role and am a dedicated sinner.


² All shall be revealed in due course … be patient.