I'm married to @cameragrrl. I'm a lawyer. I have kind of an odd sense of humor. I'm so sharp I have to be careful not to cut myself.
I am reminded of a passage from The Lord of the Rings:
He is in great fear, not knowing what mighty one may suddenly appear, wielding the Ring, and assailing him with war, seeking to cast him down and take his place.That we should wish to…
Lady at Stand Where I Buy Pretzels for My Daughter: I see you a lot, what do you do?
Me: I’m a lawyer.